Mark Twain

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."

"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language."

"Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth."

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."